What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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equality for women

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Sarah Palin

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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