What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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This is a joke.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Gay rights.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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