- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Woman rights.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Where's the soap?

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*