why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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