- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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