- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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