- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

If youre African, why are you white?

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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