- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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