What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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do you have a wife?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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