- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What the hell are you doing?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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