nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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