- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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