- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

I wrote a funny joke.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Wright flyer

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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