Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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