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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

If youre African, why are you white?

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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