what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

su algato es en fuego

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

... Chan chan

Gus's mom

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

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