- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Michel Moor on a die...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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