- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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