You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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for keeps?

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Jimmy Saville

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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1+1=2

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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