Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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