why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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mexicans fishing

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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