- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Your face

Girls soccer

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A Fat Kenyan

did you stub your toe?

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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