What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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