What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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the midget went to the midget store

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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