Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

nothing

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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