Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Woman's Rights

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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www.xnxx.com

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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