A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

whats white jizz

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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