- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Who has no penis Religious Believers

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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