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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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