What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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You bumder!

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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