- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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