- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Basically copying you.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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