- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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