person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Anti Joke

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