Tilt your screen back

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

That is so fetch

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

404 Error: Joke not found

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

just in time?

Dusters blow stuff.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what goes boo a sock

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