Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Gay republicans

Michel Moor on a die...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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