whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Anti Joke

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