That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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This sentence is a lie.

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Anti Joke

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