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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Your dads dead. lol

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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