what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Girls soccer

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Your face

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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