- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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