Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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