- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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