What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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