Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A Fat Kenyan

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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