I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Blake wilkeys hair style

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

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