whats polish and black a polish black person

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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