so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Basically copying you.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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