What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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