What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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This sentence is a lie.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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