Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

whats worse than gill? nothing

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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