- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How would you rule?

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

A paralysed man falls over.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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