- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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