Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Woman's Rights

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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