What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Title IX

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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