- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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