- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Woman's Rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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