A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What is a jew in space? Dead

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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