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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

How's the weather? Good.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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