What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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