- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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