- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

why do mexicans get made fun of

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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