- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

the midget went to the midget store

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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