- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser