how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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