- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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