Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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