- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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