No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Terraria

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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