- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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