Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Ian's mind Elevator music

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

fridge

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

women's rights

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

women's rights

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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