What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

YOLO You only like Oreos

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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