What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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It says so on your cap.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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