why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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The Princess is in another castle

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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