Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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