How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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