- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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