what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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dry handjob

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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