- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

If you were a cactus, why?

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