Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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