- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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