- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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