What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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2 Penises

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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It says so on your cap.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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