- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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