- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

who's a slut... you're mom

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

the lemon was sweet.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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