Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Why didn't he finish his

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Women's Rights

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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i like men but im not gay

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Anti Joke

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