- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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