Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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