- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What did the old man say? Im old

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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