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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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snooki

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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