- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Black People

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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