A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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It says so on your cap.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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