- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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