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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Barack Obama is a good president.