Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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